I mean sure seems like something a Harvard rowing team coxswain would be saying is happening.
I would have preferred the last three years of his miserable life spent in a maximum security prison, but as it seems like the law doesn’t exist in the US anymore I will accept a series of strokes leading to shitting himself and collapsing on a stage in public. I’m okay with that trade.
Lol. I wouldn’t call it “alarm”.
Yeah more like breathless anticipation
Draws questions and alarm?
Question: When will he finally croak?
Alarm: They will be wasting millions to keep this rotting corpse alive for as long as possible.
Without him, the Astronomican will collapse! We must feed him one thousand innocent babes a day to keep him alive on his golden throne.
“Draws alarm”?
Yep, it’s the party alarm.
Can news organizations please PLEASE stop it with the headlines that are all ALARM! BE AFRAID! SLAMS! RIPS! EMERGENCY!
We have already enough to be anxious about without them helping. I don’t care if this is about the Cheeto or Obama or my mother. Stop it with the clickbait headlines for every single headline.
Make Jews Boring Again, the way news is supposed to be!
What did they do to you?
News organizations? … What I said, since about a year or two the head lines became more sensationalized to the point where every news article IS NOW AN URGENT EMERGENCY!
And the most important question is: Where are the Epstein files?
Denzel kept making that same face in that new Spike Lee movie, so it might be nothing.
I say he should avoid see a doctor about it, and wait until gets much, much worse. Then ignore it for a while longer, because it will probably go away.
Seeing a doctor? Sounds like socialism!
cant wait for his face to droop all over his keyboard making him RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES by accident
He absolutely had a stroke. His bruised hand is probably from being hooked ip to an IV and being really, really old. The side effects are confusion, trouble being coherent, and other mental problems he already had so at least those won’t be as noticeable as they would be on a regular person.
hes probably on anti-clotting medication, which can cause bruising and bleeding. clots which makes you prone to strokes.
Lol… we can never really know because he’s looked and acted like a stroke victim for years.
He’s probably been having them for years
Once you have one they become more and more common, and the common they are they more likely you are to hit a serious (life ending) one.
another side effect is ai generated official tv appearance
Which explains the AI edited appearance… To cover for the ailment.
While I won’t wish Mango Mussolini a quick death, how hilarious and poetic would it be if he just had a splash of Bell’s Palsy?
For those of you who don’t know, go look up the name of one of the viruses that causes Bell’s Palsy and join me in a sensible chuckle!
Although the exact reason Bell’s palsy occurs isn’t clear, it’s often related to having a viral infection. Viruses that have been linked to Bell’s palsy include viruses that cause:
* Cold sores and genital herpes, also known as herpes simplex. * Chickenpox and shingles, also known as herpes zoster. * Infectious mononucleosis, caused by the Epstein-Barr virus. * Cytomegalovirus infections. * Respiratory illnesses, caused by adenoviruses. * German measles, also known as rubella. * Mumps, caused by the mumps virus. * Flu, also known as influenza B. * Hand-foot-and-mouth disease, caused by a coxsackievirus.Took me a minute. Epstein-Barr virus did give me a chuckle.
If you are talking about herpes, over half of us have it. You can contract it during birth if your mom has an active infection even. I thought it was gonna be something crazy lol
It is a specific virus of the herpes family, with a very fitting name
Him being a dumb fascist who raped children doesn’t draw an alarm? His ugly face does.
On Sept. 11, 2025, people assumed that the Pentagon’s memorial ceremony marking the victims of 9/11 would be a somber, typical occasion.
Are these people unaware of who is president?
JFC that’s not a little bit of a droop. That’s almost definitely signs of a stroke. A guy I knew at work looked exactly the same after his stroke. Trump looked relatively normal at the u.s. open a few days ago and you’d think after a stroke he’d at least take a week or two off given his advanced age and “robust” health. Maybe it’s bell’s palsy or someone smacked him upside the head with a frying pan?
Edit: Also this article seems a little on the nose.
He can’t take time off. He believes it’ll make him look “weak” and he’ll lose control of the narrative.
And deliciously, him trying to push through and play strong man will kill him even quicker. I seriously wonder if he’s starting to question his mortality or is just completely ignorant.
I seriously wonder if he’s starting to question his mortality or is just completely ignorant.
Given his comments about getting into heaven, he absolutely is.
He is. He’s been telling his dumbass fans to donate money to “help him get to heaven”
The last time he disappeared for 4 days, everyone assumed he was dead. Now he can’t take any time off, or the rumor mill will really start spewing.
If it was done with a frying pan … they should have done the other side too just to even things out and not make it so noticeable.
Looking like how my grandpa looked shortly before he died. Granted I’ve said that before and the bastard is still here but here’s to hoping it goes through this time
That is not a guy who filmed the Kirk apology video the night before.
It probably is, dude weekend at Donnie’d himself
look at melania, she must be estatic hes about to pass.
Dude could be stroking out right there, and she’d just call a lawyer to make sure the will is secure.
Justin Trudeau on speedial…
I don’t see JT taking that call
if he dies, she doesn’t have to fuck the tiny mushroom dicked cunt anymore.
I highly doubt she does. It marinates in his own shit 24-7
Oof yeah thats an old man who’s unlikely to make enough of a recovery to be doing speeches for a living again. Didn’t see if it’s full body sagittal droop or just facial. Former says stroke, latter says palsy. Like neither is good for him but palsy is manageable, stroke in a 79 year old is entirely likely to be the beginning of the end.
You can see in the clip he checks his left hand with a lift but can’t match it with his right hand. Similarly, he conspicuously doesn’t move his right hand in his most recent recorded speech.
Oh wow that is a subtle but juicy detail, sure looks like exactly that to me, nice catch!
that explains melania so close to him, melania is going to reap his soul soon.
Damn.
Give him some credit. At least he’s not asleep, like at the pope’s funeral.
I wouldn’t consider this “not sleeping” either. It appears that he’s in some state of mental limbo.
If this isn’t a stroke, then his doctor should probably check for zombie bite marks.
Concern is the wrong word, delight is the correct word. The sooner he dies the better.
Nah, if he dies too soon Vance has more time to cement his power. He needs to wait like 2 years and 8 months.
If he dies soon enough this counts as Vance’s first term for 22nd amendment purposes.
As if that matters to Republicans anymore.
I would rather not have to live through 2 years and 8 months more of this waking nightmare
Just know that it doesn’t get better under Vance.
Vance is not capable of that.
At this point I don’t believe you have to be liked to seize power.
He doesn’t know how to move the leavers of power. Every congress critter in the GOP who thinks they have a shot in 2028 will be looking to tear him down.
Sadly, there is an ever-ending shit-shoot of potential other candidates to follow. They won’t have to capture his audience or be as “charismatic” as he is. As things fall apart and degrade. They will just crack down as authoritarians do. On innocent people of every stripe.
Idk what they’re talking about it’s drawing joy and schadenfreude from me
