That isn’t meme-able.

Needs to be some dumb shit like

FROG: Federation Reborn Outside Government

Then they’ll share more Pepe memes

We will not find the solution to eternal youth in a Lemmy Shitpost.

He is already leaking fluids, and solids, on a daily basis. There are multiple confirmed reports.

Not sure what gasket you are referring to

Remember when we thought it was Olive oil and salads? Or when it was…

Turned out it was universal healthcare?

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Every accusation is a confession.

It gets more true everyday

Alternatively everyone realized it could be a lot better.

Way too many chucklefucks sat at home collecting pay “working” remotely for almost 0 hours per day

Those people got to bake bread, go outside, learn to be themselves, be happy.

Then despite hitting every goal for their department/whatever - they were told to come back in.

Post COVID is an attempt return to normal. Except it’s not even normal. It is worse in every quantifiable way. Everyone is more stressed out. Money is tighter.

Nobody is in a good mood when they are hungry, and tired

Moltrin and Ibuprofen are the same drug.

Excedrin is Ibuprofen with Caffeine.

Woops. Should’ve stuck to what I know.

I only heard the first two names myself.

And there will be no more after we stop testing, purge the information.

Welcome to the new America.

This sounds like satire, as though this isn’t exactly what these people actually think.

It still happens today.

I just had a baby. You’ve no idea how many times we were told “Good/Great Job Mom” after hearing the baby is healthy, and seeing it isn’t deformed.

As if an illness would be my wife’s fault.

We just left those on read. Like WTF?

Every single medication that someone takes goes back into the supply via their waste, and is then fed back out to everyone else like a chemical stew.

You are correct - if it ain’t tested for - we have no reason to specifically filter for it.

https://www.health.harvard.edu/newsletter_article/drugs-in-the-water

I am just glad I live far enough away on a well to be unaffected. Glad your map reflects that.

???

They could literally just request the government buy more Tylenol for the military industrial complex.

They could just hand it to them for research.

They could put out an ad on the white house lawn like they did for Goya, and Tesla.

Again, they could literally just hand it to them. Do you have any idea how many billions of our dollars go “missing”. Spent but unaccountable.

There are so many other ways to just hand Tylenol money than disparage their product on a global scale.

Sometimes a moron is just a moron…

It’s not even a good pain reliever.

I don’t know why it’s so popular.

Ibuprofen/Motrin works about 100x better.

🛎️ 🛎️ 🛎️

Not so gentle Reminder that republicans don’t help or “fix” anyone period.

Really??

You don’t think it has already begun?

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At that point you might end up happier as a brain in a jar.

They are already deeply unhappy broken individuals. They have everything and can’t get any more unhappy.

We don’t have enough density for that.

We had maybe 1 field technician for every state. So like literally 1 technician for all of North and South Carolina. 2 for Alabama/Mississippi/Louisiana. 3 for all of Florida (North, South, Central).

There often isn’t an office to go to in your state but we do sell there so we need on-site staff.