Nah man, real men use butterflys.

The flapping of the wings creating turbulence creating small lenses to flip the bits manually.

Relevant XKCD

30% only get their news from Fox

Heck yeah that’s the spirit!

Give it a shot, worst case scenario they’re not gonna be worse off

You could try darning or adding a patch to the upper part of your shoes

Personally I avoid shoe goo whenever possible, it never seems to hold very long

I’ve gotten fairly skilled at mending my own cloths as of late. And fixing my shoes.

By “skilled” I mean I can keep my junk from flapping in the breeze, which IMO is good enough.

It’s getting rough out there, and I can’t afford to buy that shit now. Thread is cheap, sewing needles are cheap, and extra fabric is easy AF to come by.

The Ultra Wealthy basically.

I need to get my flag pole situated on my car so I can hang a 3x5 flag off the back.

I ain’t going quietly into that good night goddamnit

EDIT: I’m planning to hang a pride flag for those curious. Maybe a “FDT” flag if I’m feeling really spicy.

That’s a Based AF bumper sticker right there

Fears over my lack of PTO to be able to party that day.

He’s probably been having them for years

Once you have one they become more and more common, and the common they are they more likely you are to hit a serious (life ending) one.

Innocent until proven guilty

Sometimes it ends up with situations like this but it’s the best way to ensure that people don’t have to prove their innocence when accused of a crime.

You could always have a switch for your door bell so that when the switch is off the bell doesn’t ring. Just turn the doorbell off each night and enjoy some uninterrupted sleep.

Plus when the ding-dong-ditchers realize that the bell no longer rings they’re likely to stop hitting your bell.

Everyday is a learning opportunity, all you’ve got to do is seize that opportunity.

Did you at least become Batman out of it?

By the time I noticed the typo in the image I had long since closed the tab where I put together the meme so I’d have to start over.

Kinda fun was that I posted this meme in a few places and it was only here in this thread where people pointed it out, it seems that a lot of people missed it lol

FFS I didn’t even notice the typo there lol

The calm before the storm.

What we’ve got now is peanuts compared to what kind of future we’re looking towards.

yay.

And so many rural Americans being in food desserts doesn’t help at all.

Gotta drive 30+ minutes to the store just to buy some over priced trash food. Gotta keep insurance on the crappy car you struggle to maintain, gotta keep gas in the tank, etc. It’s a snow ball that once it starts rolling it just keeps going downhill faster and faster.

Though I don’t know how, I’d be surprised if it wasn’t possible.

And he’s sworn to uphold the Constitution (though a serial liar like him is about as trustworthy as a fox watching the chicken house)