Have you seen who they elected to rule their country in the past… Forever?

And people who wants big truck also don’t care about ev’s. It doesn’t even make big noise and smoke.

Might as well show off for the dictator and destroy some roads.

Even that would probably be a net positive. But this is so much smarter and funnier

That lawyer should be force to move there.

Is he bombing hospitals?

1000 dollars? He’ll be a gofund me millionaire by the end of the month.

I had to rape 0 children to know that war is actually bad. But glad they figured it out the long way round.

What’s your stance on protecting pedophiles mr. Pope?

I went to my sister the other day bus she wasn’t home. An older neighbour of hers wanted to visit her too, and i tol her that she wasn’t home. I don’t really like ger that much so we didn’t talk too long. At the end of our smalltalk she said: i just wanted to tell you something, you should eat more, being that thing can’t be healthy. I didn’t even know what to say. I’m 1.85m and weight 80kg. And i have to take health advice from an obese old lady? All her sons are obese too, but they think it’s just being “healthy” yeah no, sorrt, i don’t envy people who get out of breath when they walk up a set of stairs.

I get asked frequently what my secret is to be in such a good shape. I tell them that i don’t drink or smoke, i work out, i eat healthy. They never want to hear any of that shit, what they wan to hear is that i have some magic pill that i take once a day and boom, i’m in shape.

I hate that saying. If we go back to sticks and stones, there is no world war.

I can’t even bring myself to hate watch these movies. I don’t care for Harrison ford, he’s so old he doesn’t care anymore. He looks bored in every movie.

Yeah why don’t you? It’s nonsense anyway

You fon’t care for disney marvel movie numver 86 and star wars 23 and 20 year old remakes? How weird.

He wanted to nuke a hurricane and americans still voted for him.

So slaves sorry, prisoners have to pick up the slack.

No epic store and brave is not on the top…

They also have so many security breaches that it won’t even make the news anymore.

But walking into any store and legally buying a lethal amount of alcohol is cool and legal