I mean sure seems like something a Harvard rowing team coxswain would be saying is happening.

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    While I won’t wish Mango Mussolini a quick death, how hilarious and poetic would it be if he just had a splash of Bell’s Palsy?

    For those of you who don’t know, go look up the name of one of the viruses that causes Bell’s Palsy and join me in a sensible chuckle!

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      18 hours ago

      Although the exact reason Bell’s palsy occurs isn’t clear, it’s often related to having a viral infection. Viruses that have been linked to Bell’s palsy include viruses that cause:

      * Cold sores and genital herpes, also known as herpes simplex.
      * Chickenpox and shingles, also known as herpes zoster.
      * Infectious mononucleosis, caused by the Epstein-Barr virus.
      * Cytomegalovirus infections.
      * Respiratory illnesses, caused by adenoviruses.
      * German measles, also known as rubella.
      * Mumps, caused by the mumps virus.
      * Flu, also known as influenza B.
      * Hand-foot-and-mouth disease, caused by a coxsackievirus.
      

      Took me a minute. Epstein-Barr virus did give me a chuckle.

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      If you are talking about herpes, over half of us have it. You can contract it during birth if your mom has an active infection even. I thought it was gonna be something crazy lol