ALPHA PRESIDENT Trump is a BIG BOY who sometimes POOPIES his Pants!

-Manly Republicans who are Scared of Rainbows and Participation Trophies!

GOD wants to HELP thy Neighbor! to LOVE thy Neighbor! to RESPECT thy Neighbor! to MURDER PEOPLE!

-Christians!

That’s ILLEGAL?

-Joe Biden and Merrick Garland!

Have Republicans tried PROMISING to MAYBE think about SOME word like Reforms if they Pass the Bill with NO Changes? That USUALLY works Pretty well on Democrats!

This is PROOF that ALLOWING Trump’s Agenda is GOOD for Democrats!

-Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries and Fetterman!

Mailing in Voting is CHEATING and Trump Mail in Voted which makes him the HONESTEST PRESIDENT ON EARTH!

-Free Thinking Republicans UNIRONICALLY!

Vote BLUE no Matter WHO!*

*Unless they WOULDNT help Republicans!

This headline is ANTI SEMETIC! Let me FIX it For YOU! “Palestinian Father TORTURES his Child by Not Talking!” NOW it’s NOT Anti Semetic!

-Governments who Wonder why People are Attacking Synagogues!

Good thing we DONT elect Emotional WOMEN in America! God knows what UNNECESSARY Wars they would Get us into!

You mean to Say ALL this TERRIBLE Weather is because of Fossil Fuels? And all these YUGE Gas Prices are because Fossil Fuels can be CONTROLLED by ONE SINGLE COUNTRY that we Hate? WOW! Let’s put LITERALLY ALL OUR FUNDING into this Fossil Fuel Technology!

-Republicans LITERALLY! And Washington Democrats!

What a FANTASTIC Idea!

-Republicans who SUPPORT the Troops!

Dozens WOUNDED? This means that Israel gets to MURDER a Couple Hundred MORE Children!

-The Media tomorrow!

This HEADLINE is ANTI SEMETIC! Let me FIX it for you!

Israeli Police attack Journalists in Jerusalem, fracturing wrist of CNN Producer!

This is TERRIBLE! Transportation CEOS gave Trump MILLIONS and he’s RUINING their Businesses!

-Republicans but UNIRONICALLY!

Forcing Jews to have Christian values is NOT Anti Semetic! Anti Semetic is when you DONT Bomb Children!

-Republicans, The ADL AND AIPAC!

And I would do it AGAIN in a Heartbeat to PROTECT American Citizens Soldiers and Ideals! Jeffrey Epstein’s Best Friends!

-Republicans!

I Voted for Trump to have LOWER Prices! have PEACE! Suffer!

-Republicans!

Phew! It’s a GOOD thing ICE is going after Criminals! Pedophiles! Illegals! Autistic CHILDREN!

-Republicans!

I Voted for TRUMP because Gas Prices were OUT OF CONTROL under Biden!

-People who Support gas Prices doubling OVERNIGHT to Protect Epstein and other Israeli Pedophiles!

Have they tried spending $200bn on Israel’s War to HELP the Budget? That MIGHT work!