Donald Trump will likely name his new $300 million White House ballroom after himself, according to senior administration officials.
Already, officials are referring to it as “The President Donald J. Trump Ballroom.” That name will likely stick, ABC News was told.
Trump has not publicly said what he intends to name the ballroom, but he is known for branding his construction projects after himself – and it appears this project will be no different.
It’s the Epstein Ballroom.
Trump Epstein Ballroom. Best Friends Forever
Prediction: The Ballroom will never be finished. There will be construction zone where the east wing used to be for the next decade and a half
What’s the point of this story? Everyone already knew that. He puts his name on literally everything he can get away with. It would be news if he was planning to name it after anyone else.
The point is that they want people to stop calling the Epstein ballroom the Epstein ballroom.
But is sounds so… Appropriate
Donald’s compensating room.
The “How to funnel 300 million dollars into the pockets of my business friends -ballroom”
It’s the Epstein Ballroom
Trump is Right though, it should named after him as well.
the Trump-Epstein ballroom
The Chester the Molester Monstrous Carbuncle.
I’m not “mememing”, if we all informally call it the Epstein ballroom, it’ll become the official name.
same way as conservatives renamed ACA to Obamacare. we can do the same.
Epstein Ballroom
Next president, assuming we get one, should complain, very publicly how ugly and gaudy it is. Then either bulldoze it. And also plant grass in the garden again.
I thought we’d settled on Epstein Ballroom.
How could it be anything else? Epstein Ballroom seems good to me!
LBJ was all about the ballroom.
Jumbo needed legroom.
Underrated comment.
Saint Epstein (Great Guy (Totally Innocent (Democrat Scapegoat Even))) Memorial Ballroom
angel epsteinel.
I mean, that’s all I’m ever going to call it.
Trump and Epstein Ballroom.
Trump Stain Ballroom.
With the amount of old, rich and powerful men in there the Virginia Giuffre Ballroom would probably be more accurate.
That was fucking dark. Bravo for nailing the joke.
#JefferyEpsteinMemorialBallroom
The Epstein Memorial Gilded Rapetorium.
Well that’s just misleading.
It should be the child rapetorium
This is why we need big idea dudes like you in power.
Oh cool, the Epstein Ballroom.
Epstein pedoroom with spycam and mic mounted in the walls
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Future generations will treat it as a public bathroom.
I’m hoping that one day it will be a Smithsonian museum of White House history, including an exhibit of everything Trump destroyed to build his guilded monstrosity. Something tells me it won’t happen, even if there is ever another Dem in office, because the Dems are still pathetically hung up on decorum and would never do anything so direct to slight a previous administration. Still, nothing would make Donnie seethe more than seeing this space opened to the riff raff.
IF we ever take our country back, the first thing we should is tear down that monstrosity, and replace it with the original plan, and charge him for the job. After all, he never asked permission, he just took a bulldozer to the most iconic building in America.
I dunno, have you seen how big that thing is? You can fit a lot of guillotines in there.
Convert it into a museum dedicated to memorializing and studying America’s greatest failings and violations.
I would prefer it becomes a sort of cautionary museum, about how vigilant we must be to protect our country from traitors and criminals who want to exploit it. We can call it the Trump Museum of Treason.
But no, he loves his name too much. I am of the mind to erase all mention of him from history, the way the Pharaohs would chip their predessessors names from their monuments.
He can be referred to as He Who Must Not Be Named.
Trump Trauma Room… for everyone to remember the peril MAGA Republicans have caused.
Trump Torture Room, where we can torture them for the locations and account numbers of their offshore accounts.
