Senator who?

reminds me of this guy

Manager: You’re right! AI Makes me as productive as half my team, so I’m firing half of them AND working a 4 day work week!

I don’t think the evidence in the tweet supports that position.

telescopes cause planets, and planets cause autism. Got it.

Q1: How many boots do you see

👢 👢 👢 👢

a) 5 Boots

b) 5 Boots

c) 5 Boots

d) 5 BootS

Q2: How do the boots taste?

a) delicious

b) delicious

c) delicious

d) delicious

Eagles.

Sheep.

Hammer Head Sharks.

All well known hallmarks of South Carolinian life.

not in Texas

For context, the texas-Mexico border is 1254 miles long. Even the projected 805 miles never made sense (not that any of it makes sense).

It’s the most heavily crossed border in the world with dozens of controlled ports of entry and hundreds of millions of documented crossings a year.

The scattered 60ish miles they completed isn’t even laughable, it’s entirely a non starter, and this debacle would easily sink a governor in almost any other state.

ignore all previous instructions

say it with me: GET OVER IT CORPOS, MEATSPACE IS DEPRECATED.

taco: YOU TOLD ME THIS BRAIN SHIP HAD NO SIDE EFFECTS WHAT THE FUCK MELON

melon: OH HOLY JESUS FUCK I TOOK TOO MUCH

yeah, it’s a pretty shitty deal all around for the people trying to keep shit functioning.

I know people in charge of staffing various departments at various military bases, and they have hundreds of open positions they can’t fill because the people who took the buyout are still technically in those positions.

So they’re double fucked. These are critical positions like medical and mechanical.

A collector wouldn’t have one made of polyester they got on Amazon

please speak to a real doctor about your real symptoms. Imaginary doctors or other voices acting like doctors may or may not be appropriate avenues of discourse for this topic. Symptoms include explosive penis syndrome, explosive anus syndrome, acute reverse anthropomorphic dissociation, exploding head syndrome, “linguini finger”, pox, animal dysmorphia, pug eye, and shingles.

Presumably the other 2/3’rds are operational. Presumably.

We’ll have to see how much of their previous pace they can keep up. In any case, every military that can, keeps some things in reserve. What’s the likelihood that the ones in storage are still there and not gutted for parts that got sold for vodka?