weird right?

how these caged monkeys govern us until they literally disintegrate before our eyes?

Did a fellow turtle flip him back over?

Just put this guy in a home already. This is torturing everybody.

Member when Kentucky voted to send Moscow Mitch back again, like ten months ago? Okay fives years ago but still. They fucking kept this miserable traitor.

Looking at you Kentucky. You know what you did.

Is he dead yet?

He heard the government was shut down and wanted to do the same.

Surprised they didn’t blame “antifa”

He was trying to duck a question and got a bit literal.

I can’t wait to piss on this fascist fuck’s grave.

Did he freeze up mid-fall?

He probably lost his balance bending over to kiss an oil lobbyist’s ass.

Some say he’s still falling to this very day…

Turtles do that

Our bare minimum goal as humans should be to live a life where people across the world don’t celebrate when we fall or get hurt. Mitch didn’t get that message.

I saw the fucking video, Holden Bloodfeast’s hip just snapped as he was walking