Kegsbreath is out, this slimy fucker is in.

At the very least, America lost.

Just put this guy in a home already. This is torturing everybody.

“We’re not making up new words, we’re just redefining old ones!”

Nope.

Oh cute, you think The Constitution still matters to those in power

They don’t experience human emotions such as humiliation or empathy.

These people don’t care about credibility.

Why would that stop them from saying so?

Ah, so like an endoscope. Kinky.

Fair enough

Yeah, my penchant for brevity really bit me in the ass this time.

I meant that she did something about it, not that she attacked them. Sheesh.

And she did do something about it.

And by “lab” you mean “sex dungeon,” right?

One camera per acre + one in the bedroom?

The cycle is complete

It’s all on-device. There is zero wireless connectivity, as that would present a security hole.

It does take a lot of tedious keypad tapping, but it’s not something that needs to be set up more than once per lock.

23 cameras

I can’t help but wonder what else might be going on here.

I had these exact concerns after buying a house!

Anything connected to the Internet is inherently vastly less secure. Fortunately, your two usecases can be addressed with a “dumb” keypad lock with two features:

1. Multiple access codes. Set a different code for each trusted party, as well as an extra code that you can give out in case of emergency, which you can reprogram once you return.

2. Automatic locking. Set a timeout for the deadbolt to re-engage after a set period of time. If you forget to lock the door, it simply locks itself.