Long wolfs? Woooooooolfs?

They don’t think.

And now, girl’s gone.

These days it would have to be Rust harbor

He would starve from hamberder deficiency

Shit, I live in Seattle and love Arkansas barbecue

Brownness

Oh, so that’s why my portfolio looks so good

Foreign assets measured in USD

Well, that and the gulags

You’re lucky if you don’t get disappeared to a Central American gulag.

40% pay cut, those server farms are expensive

Any way to do so without registering?

Like they give a shit about what YOU think, you pleb

Edit: y’all don’t get satire any more?

“Mistakenly” deported? That was clearly intentional.

Were y’all trying to say “inappropriately,” or “illegally?”

I have space, but I’m allergic :/

That’s the exact same time I quote when some bullshit task needs a time estimate!

What am I supposed to do, walk up and shoot him?

There are multiple conflicting stories about the origin of the name, none of which involve the book, so I’m definitely thinking it’s the book

Formed in 1987, two years after Margaret Atwood published The Handmaid’s Tale.

To be fair, it’s not that difficult.

At least they found one that could form a coherent sentence.