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    2 hours ago

    You know what disconnects you from God? Greed. Too much money. That’s what disconnects you from God. You cannot serve both God and Mammon. The Bible never mentioned fluoride.

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    3 hours ago

    “Fluoride disconnects one from God,” a listener with the username “Peter & Melissa BioHacking Stem Cells” wrote during one call. As part of his agenda, Kennedy has directed the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to review the use of fluoride supplementation in water supplies.

    Ok, yep, this is the kind of insane, nutjob “Christianity” I grew up in and around.

    These actual lunatic people just make up their minds that… something they don’t like, for reasons that they know are nonsense, it just gives them an ‘ick’ for some reason… yep, its just haram now, its demons, because God told me personally when I prayed about it one day.

    This is American Christianity, a gigantic ego trip for mentally ill people, and you’re an anti-religious bigot if you criticize their anti-logic, their fever dreams.

    Oh how I wish that all 100 million Americans who believe Trump is part of God’s plan just actually had been raptured, I am so beyond tired of dealing with these people’s aggressive and hateful delusions.

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    it is very funny to me that a year ago, on lemmy, i had liberal boomers tut-tuting at me when I would say things like “no, you don’t get it, roughly one third of America fundamentally thinks democracy is stupid and would prefer a theocracy with American state propoganda characteristics”, and then back that up with statistics.

    Pshaw! What a ludicrous notion! The idea that you could suggest-

    shhhhh its time to retire now, liberal boomer, retire from having agressively delusional opinions, shhhhh no you don’t get to actually retire, no, your house isn’t worth what you think it is, no, your investments aren’t going to be enough, shhhh its ok, your mindless self indulgence didn’t work out so well, just like we all told you it wouldn’t, shhhhh, its time for bed.

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    7 hours ago

    Fluoride Disconnects One from God

    OK, but at least one’s teeth are strong and healthy.

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    10 hours ago

    I misread that as ‘Florida’ the first time around and thought “Hell of a claim, but it makes sense…”

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    15 hours ago

    Why is God being invoked in ANY discussion of governmental policy? God is totally irrelevant to any government policy.

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    18 hours ago

    Ah yes the all powerful all knowing god thwarted by an atom he created. Guess we have the answer to the “could got create a stone heavy he couldn’t lift” paradox

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    17 hours ago

    This is why aliens don’t stop to communicate with us. They see what kind of trash we’re producing as a species and letting rise to the top of our social structures and they just move on to the next solar system.

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      8 hours ago

      Douglas Adams was right about the hyperspace bypass, it just goes around us rather than through our system. Earth is the galactic equivalent of a shitty racist map dot town in Arkansas

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      15 hours ago

      Or maybe nobody ever makes it to interstellar travel. They always end up destroying themselves first, like we’re currently busy doing.

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        12 hours ago

        This is probably it. I’m sure greed is a thing with all sentient beings and greed always leads to destruction.

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          It’s highly suspicious that we can’t see ANY evidence of an interstellar civilization considering how far we can see. Over 13 billion years, and nobody in visible range is flying big ships around or anything? I’ve no doubt intelligent life is out there, but SOMETHING seems to be keeping all of it from doing a Star Trek.

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    19 hours ago

    If MAGA is any indication, being connected to Yahweh’s wi-fi is a horrific thing that destroys body and soul. Give me the fluoride.

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    19 hours ago

    Haha, I’m literally loling over here. Fucking delusional, asinine bullshit. I can’t believe these people are in charge.

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      18 hours ago

      50% of Americans are delusional religious nuts, not unexpected they would become our leaders. It’s very sad to see, religion really harms society.

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        17 hours ago

        Religion is the single most regressive thing to ever happen to our species. We’d be so much more advanced by now if it never existed.

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    1 day ago

    So whenever you see someone with a lot of teeth missing and the ones still there yellow and brown, you know they are connected to God. All people in heaven have bad teeth. Wait a minute… Is England heaven?

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        21 hours ago

        Ah, the Hollywood anchorman smile, or cheap car salesman smile. Creepy AF.

        In Dutch there’s a saying “wie mooi wil gaan moet pijn doorstaan”, translated “who wants to go pretty needs to endure pain”. But these days with all the botox, bleaching, fillers, lifters, etc it’s more like “endure pain to become a plastic toxic nightmare”.

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          20 hours ago

          It used to mean that for getting buff or just some hair removal. But yeah. Body dismorphia is actively promoted because it makes money.

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            20 hours ago

            Yeah the marketing ghouls have worked out that making people feel scared, angry, and sad means they’re more likely to impulsively pay for stuff they don’t need in a panic or out of desperation.

            Funny thing is it used to be trying to get the consumer into a happy and relaxed state so they felt they could depart with some of their disposable income to “treat themselves”.

            Now that more consumers don’t have disposable income, they’re leaning more heavily into preying on insecurities and fears.

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        18 hours ago

        Oh man that’s horrifying. The diagram pictures eeesh! Not to mention how shady it is to just hit up some foreign account over Instagram for something so potentially dangerous to your health.