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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Draft dodgers shouldn’t even be admitted. Should transferred his ass to a more expensive place

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    1 day ago

    He is definitely NOT fine.

    Either he’s dead and he did NOT write this or he’s completely lost his mind.

  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    It’s cool, MAGAs. Dear Leader has gone to live on a big farm, where he can run and play with a lot of other fascist despots.

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    1 day ago

    Given the quality of this timeline I expect something superficially exciting will happen, and then President Vance will call for a time of unification and healing, and of respect for the separation of powers. After ending the war he disbands ICE and starts rolling back some of the most bigoted trump shit while keeping his “race: political” wife front and center. He does all that opportunistic shit to build his wholesome public image, and it works with many people who barely pay attention or just want things to look normal.

    And then in the background the transfer of wealth continues to accelerate in the wrong direction while the surveillance state grows unchecked and the Supreme Court helps it along as planned.

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      6 hours ago

      Vance isn’t clever enough to manage that level of subterfuge.

      But he is slimy enough to try.

  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    I mean…it’s only a matter of time. The clock runs out on everyone sooner or later…even trump.

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    2 days ago

    I’m amazed the fat cunt has survived this long. He’s literally been rotting for months but like a really stubborn nugget of shit in my bum hairs, he still managed to cling on.

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    1 day ago

    Well, I will agree with Trump on one issue, and that is saying he is going straight to hell.

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    1 day ago

    They’ll just replace him with an AI fake powered by Grok and gaslight us into believing it is the real Trump. Everyone will go along with it because of course they will.

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    1 day ago

    I hope he dies, please please please let this be an Easter miracle. I will start believing in god if he dies today after my prayer.

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        1 day ago

        The lack of justice seems to be a given, so I’ll be fine with a rotting corpse that got away with it sooner rather than later.

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        1 day ago

        Sure but think of lives that may be saved from him stopping from causing or continuing more wars. Neither thing is good and neither compare to each other. Just takes this from taking time for justice to a matter of urgency.

        And I’ve been a previous victim of sexual assault, it pains me to realize that the victims won’t be given the light they deserve. It pisses me off that he’s never going to see the result of it. Putting an urgent stop to death requires this guy needs to be stopped. Now. Less lives lost the better. Given the complete lack of remorse of the party that empowered the creep I can only see death as the only way he’s going to be stopped. Cuz No one is going to step up.

        I’d hope the victims should still get some compensation. I hope it comes in the form of yoinking any inheritance trump’s spawn were hoping to recieve and that his victims recieve it instead.

    • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      There’s way too much hidden plumbing for that. I wouldn’t trust that the piss is actually staying at the grave. It should just be a gravel pit with PVC pipe that goes straight down into the ground, with a funnel on the end for people to piss into. Could even have two different height funnels (one near the ground for the squatters, and one raised a few feet for the standers) so it is fully inclusive. Anything more elaborate would be a waste of taxpayer money.

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      Not so fun but interesting fact. The folks peddling this thing also desecrated human corpses, can’t remember if this is one of them or if this one just used animal remains. If it’s just the animal it’s neet if not then it’s from a pillaged native site.