“Whoops! We fucked up.” “Sir, tell them we made a mistake!” said a sycophant with tears streaming down his face.

China should have pity on Trump. Don’t they know america is currently having an emergency!

“Dance for me and I will pay you well!”

Idiocracy all over again. C’mon smart people…start having those kids!

This is good to know. I will assume that those in power will take action. Whew! /s

Those guys will say almost anything for their weekly free money.

“Truth, Justice and the American Way!” Changed to “Money, Easy Money and Stolen Money…but only for all my friends!”.

If you swapped your american holiday for a trip to Japan then you are a trader. B’dum tiss. /s

I am amazed that there is no method or willingness to stop this deranged, vengeful idiot. Balance of power indeed. 250 years was a good run though. No outside Vandals or Barbarians like in Rome’s fall, just an insider guy with delusions of grandeur and hurt feelings.

It’s never a big deal for those who have more than they need.

Everyone knows this brazen manipulation is going on but nobody can prove it. Stock Market is old and shaky, we need a newer system.

Now that “free stock trading” is being offered to the masses you know the rich don’t care about it anymore.

I’ll do you one better. All political/economic systems are just an extension of human nature.

You don’t even need the “/s” on that statement.

Hi. That reminds me of a Dylan lyric…“They said what’s up is down, they said what isn’t is, they put ideas in his head that he thought were his…”. Thanks for the info, all the best.

At the billionaires lair…“Hey guys! Let’s release a presser saying how we don’t like Trump!” Everyone starts laughing and saying things like “Ooohh! Those righty’s and lefty’s heads will explode!”.

That’s like walking past a McDonald’s and having the manager grab you and drag you inside the store and force you to buy some McNuggets. I am scared that Trump is not an idiot and knows exactly what he wants to achieve. It starts with “I’ll show them…”.

There should be some kind of a fear test for cops. Most of these shootings happen because of the great fear the cop has. The rest of the cops just want to shoot you dead. So I guess there should be some kind of “I like to shoot people dead” test as well.

“Let’s put on a parade for this great leader” as opposed to “I want a parade!” (for a greatly, less great leader).

Polls are bullshit. They are not news. It all depends on who is running the poll. The result is based on that alone. Polls are statistically insignificant no matter what they tell you the error percentage rate is.

Having said that…fuck trump.

Forcing you on to “The Cloud” (i.e. other peoples disk space) so your data can be rummaged through. I don’t like it.