• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      25 minutes ago

      Genuinely curious why these chuckle fucks haven’t done a Hiroshima over Tehran by now. It’s just about the only thing they (and Israel) haven’t tried.

      The only two explanations I’ve got is (1) the protocol for releasing nuclear weapons for active use is such a slog that these dipshits don’t want to go through the paperwork or (2) our nuclear arsenal isn’t remotely as battle-ready as we’ve advertised.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    7 hours ago

    They need to stop lying to themselves and others and just admit that their patron deity is Ares.

  • leadore@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Did he consider that if his prayer was granted, he’d get a lightning bolt right up his own ass?

  • f3nyx@lemmy.ml
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    10 hours ago

    ITT: people discovering why there are so many branches of Christianity

  • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Ah yes, the racist warrior Jesus killer of innocents cult.

    I hope he takes his lethality and shoves it so far up his ass he tickles his tonsils.

  • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    “My god is the god of love and compassion, and if you don’t believe in him, fuck you, I hope he kills you before I do.”

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    17 hours ago

    His words are antithetical to Jesus’s teachings. Diametrically opposed even. Perhaps even a smidge Anti-Christ-ian to anyone with morals or brains or a shred of bravery to stand against this? Hmmm?

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      It irks me when people try and counter this kind of stuff by arguing that Jesus was all about love and peace and kum-bah-yah blah blah blah. Because

      1. Trying to mount arguments based on logic with these people is an exercise in futility
      2. If you’ve read the book, he kinda really wasn’t
      3. His “teachings” are either the fanciful musings of some illiterate shepherds, or state-sanctioned propaganda, and either way, are kind of worthless from a philosophical or moral standpoint
      4. Most importantly, religion has absolutely no place in government, and that’s what we should be saying every time something like “the monthly Pentagon Christian religious service, headed by one of the highest officials in the federal government” crops up in the news, instead of this pedantic attempt to paint Jesus as some peaceful figure
      • Arcanepotato@lemmy.world
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        So, your argument is “he kinda really wasn’t” peaceful and that it’s more important to oppose religion in government then it is to say they are doing religion wrong?

        Wow it must be hard to be so enlightened.

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          I mean, yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying. It’s not hard at all to be enlightened enough to think religion and government have no business mixing lmao