Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has hosted a monthly Christian prayer and worship service at the Pentagon, the first since the Iran war began.
  • leadore@lemmy.world
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    21 hours ago

    Did he consider that if his prayer was granted, he’d get a lightning bolt right up his own ass?

    • Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      “Ouch! That felt kinda like divine judgement! But can’t be that the good lawd would ever object to putting His name on my atrocities. . . I guess this gosh darned electric butt plug must be acting up again.”