Ok religious people. What other signs does God need to send?
A rainbow appearing in the sky over Dublin on the day that Ireland voted to legalize same-sex marriage? A tornado destroying the house of Rep. Joe Harding, who authored the infamous “Don’t Say Gay” bill in Florida?
I don’t know how much clearer He can get!
Plague of locusts? Blood raining down? Him literally getting struck by lightening?
I would like the later. It would be hilarious.
The mistake you are making is assuming religious people are capable of logic, reasoning, or changing their minds. God himself could appear and tell them they are wrong and they wouldn’t believe it, because their existing beliefs are a forgone conclusion. They did not arrive at them by reason or logic and they will not be moved by reason or logic.
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But don’t worry, they’ve already spent tens of millions of dollars just to get to this point before cancelling.
you mean chicken out? or do it another day hoping there won’t be as many protests? or the Chicago mass?
TACO
It is things like this that almost makes me feel like there is a god.
I hope Mother Nature provides plenty of lightening. In addition, God is not with those who guzzle own the Orange Kool-Aid.
I’m sure it may also be due to a lack of anyone joining and the huge protests on horizon. I wonder how pissed the military would be if he does cancel.
Did they end up cancelling it?
They don’t want to work on the weekend any more than you do.
Precious few units will be given leave if it’s canceled. They’ll find something stupid for them to do.
Its time to mop the road during a storm.
Hey is that the first Infrastructure day?
Being all that they can be.
The No Kings protest map is pretty blackened out with dots, they must have told him. Republicans aren’t showing either. It will be a sad, sad North Korean parade in the rain.
Every military parade is a sad display of nonsense, the fact that anyone would think it’s a good idea is like thinking hitler had some innovative ideas about facial hair. dumb.
I’m pissed he ruined the Charlie Chaplin mustache, because that’s the only place mine actually grows in. I’m forever doomed to shave my upper lip because of him.
I’m pretty sure Chaplin was pissed about it too.
He sure as shit was!
https://www.charliechaplin.com/en/synopsis/articles/29-The-Great-Dictator-s-Speech
They were also born within a week of eachother. Hitler was a huge Chaplin fan, hence the mustache if I recall correctly.
Absolutely incredible (and hilarious) film.
It also came out in 1940, which, given how cutting the satire was, is pretty fucking ballsy.
That style became popular because you could wear a gas mask with it and it wouldn’t leak.
PO-LEEEECE THAT MOO-STACHE!
Honestly, the mustache is one of the least awful things about him and shouldn’t have caught on as a nazi thing.
But I don’t grow facial hair anyway and personally think neat mustaches look dumb on everyone except tom Lennon, so I don’t really know why I’m standing on a soapbox about it.
Where do you see that red Republicans aren’t showing up?
Maga is a cult now. You have a source?
I think he means the majority of R senators who said they’re busy that day.
Of course, you can’t trust a single word from the mouths of snakes.
Oh… any foot troops will be fucking thrilled! Trust me
Where are the lasers to control the weather that Biden refused to use to save Florida?
I think democrats control the weather but wildfires are caused by Jewish space lasers? Something like that. I dunno.
They were recently outlawed
“Cancelled” would be great! The ultimate Fuck You from whatever God(s) exist.
But, does anyone truly believe Little Donnie Mangolini will let it go that easily??? Something he’s yearned for since Season 1??
Methinks “rescheduled” is a more likely outcome. 🤷♂️
Don’t even think that. He’d expose people to lightning before cancelling
I don’t know. He refused to go to D-Day 50th anniversary memorial ceremony because it was raining and he didn’t want to get wet. I guess it wasn’t his ego on the line, then, and I’m sure the Secret Service is insisting on a covered viewing area, anyway, after the near-miss in Buttler, PA.
Also held inauguration indoors due to bad weather.
The MAGA tears rained harder than the actual rain, lol
If they told him D-Day stood for Donald-Day, he’d have been there
Fair point… 🤷♂️ 🤦♀️
Especially after the whole TACO thing, his ego has got to be running overdrive right now
I’d hope protests would shut it down in case the Gods do nothing.
I’m split. On one hand, thunderstorms in DC in the summer are so obvious and predictable that anyone doing any kind of organizing for an outdoor event would have considered them months in advance and would have contingencies. So “cancelled due to thunderstorms” is obviously a cover for “we’re getting too much pushbacka and don’t want to embarrass ourselves.”
Otoh, not realizing that there is a thunderstorm pretty much every single day in DC in the summer is exactly the level of competence I expect from the Trump admin.
Methinks “rescheduled” is a more likely outcome.
Trump’s flunkies had 4 years to write Project 2025, so of course that shit has been implemented at frightening precision.
But they’re incredibly bad at doing anything on short notice. Expect Four Seasons level brainfarts if they need to improvise a solution yet again.
Knowing trump they’ll make up some fake “security threat” thing to reschedule as opposed to “literally whatever God(s) you believe in don’t want this to happen”
Like the fake security threat happening in my state that conveniently made everyone forget about Elon rambling about Epstein?
They will weave an historically large American flag to cover the entire event.
I will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
🫲🍊🫱
FTFY
Who voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt’s control.
He sure as hell wants to rape her already.
He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.
Can’t he just nuke the thunderstorm?
Nuke his country’s capital.
Sure would be nice if the media would stop just repeating his bullshit at face value.
“celebrating 250 years of the U.S. military…” Fuck off. Trump doesn’t give a shit about the military. He wants a show for himself on his birthday. They should make that perfectly clear each and every time instead of just repeating whatever inane bullshit hillbilly barbie says at the podium.
To be fair, the headline of this article did literally call it a birthday parade.
And then immediately afterwards frame it as the United States 250th birthday. Shenanigans.
Sing it with me folks!
The fact that the military’s birthday keeps getting called ‘Trump’s birthday’ shows how far we are sliding into fascism.
Coincidentally, it is both his birthday and the US army’s “birthday.” Both arrived on June 14th, one in 1775 and the other in 1946.
The fact that ya’ll care at all is fucking weird, dude.
Edit: since apparently I wasn’t clear, I’m saying that celebrating your military’s birthday is fucking weird. Ya’ll went places with this one and none of them were remotely close.
The fact that yall don’t care how bad Donald Diddy is is fuckin weird
Congratulations on being fully illiterate, I guess, since I at no point said that I didn’t. In fact, as a Canadian(but more importantly, a human being) I care a great deal about how awful Trump is, thanks.
The context of your comments are so weird. You sure you’re Canadian?
You do know this shit is far from fucking normal, right?
Yup! Which is exactly why I said what I said!
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It just tells me that they’re educated on national history. Educated enough to call bullshit when they see it.
What are you on about?
Except that what he’s doing is weird at every level and the military worship of the USA is well documented and bad. This dude is complaining that the military’s birthday is being co-opted by Trump and that’s the sign of facism but I’m wondering why there should even be anything to co-opt in the first place. It’s sucking off the military for so long that’s already clearly pushed the USA towards facism looooong before Trump being a douche did anything.
“Educated on national history”- oh, fuck off.
Makes sense. I see where you’re coming from
Thank you.
First thought: I hope it gets canceled
Second thought: go ahead and do it, and let Trump wave a flag on top of the biggest float
He’s the guy who looked directly at the eclipse, so yeah, he’d probably do that, too.
He’s just afraid, guys. And chickening out, as usual. Pass the word
T.A.C.O. Trump
Trump Always Chickens Out Trump
