Did you though

Yeah but what about Elon?

Alas, sir knight…

It’s just gross is all. Don’t really want any of that shareholder action

3-day week, baseline annual salary across the board of $100,000, free health care for all and capital asset tax of 95% over $50 million

Who’s with me?

Ew

How could you say that without invoking “shit hole countries”?

Sharpen up

This is the actual answer. Remember Greenpeace, who would set sail to interrupt oil tankers?

Sailors in the Vaca Navy, what’s the point in having wealth if you can’t enjoy it?

That’s the spirit! Lock in to a multi-billion dollar contract for jets that are still largely delayed for delivery under other contracts because “what other choice do we have?”

At least the F35 makes sense for Europe given its range, but having one option and one option only is a massive problem. Europe/UK should really develop their own, instead of creating a deadline for no reason and compromising to meet that artificial deadline. If an enemy finds a flaw in the F35 and everyone is overcommitted to the F35 then what, we all shit the bed and hope our new overlords are merciful?

What does the EU have to do with the UK?

Yeah bolster your military with a jet fighter that requires updates from a single source controlled by another country. I’m sure there will never be a problem with that arrangement

I like popsicles

Use dots of different color nail polish to color code keys!

Just think of the moths it would attract though

I ket what ya mine

It’ll just change to TOCO, Trump Occasionally Chickens Out

How else are those guys supposed to cobble together a personality?

How about “1410 known cases, and we estimate that there may be more, between 20001 and 20550” which is the zip code distribution for Washington DC

It’s clunky but I feel like there’s something there

Whoa whoa no need to libel drag queens like that. Looking fab has fuck all to do with this shit

Right, the gunman might run into the crowd and loudly announce that he was going to shoot them before being wrestled to the ground, or the gunman might find a safe perch and fire indiscriminately into the crowd, causing casualties, panic and chaos, then melt away into the night.

Tough to say which one is more likely