

There used to be a lot of talk online about how popular nazi porn was in Israel. Lots of people said at the time that it was probably due to generational trauma related to the holocaust, but in hindsight I think that it’s because nazis love Nazi porn.
I play Epstein’s island and tap that and three swamps to create three child tokens which I sacrifice to Donald Trump: child rapist giving it +3+0 and unblockable by white creatures until end of turn, and then I tap one blue mana to use Donald Trump: Child rapist’s ability above the law, which gives Donald Trump: child rapist flying until end of turn, and if an opponent takes damage from Donald Trump: Child Rapist, create one child token for each damage caused by Donald Trump: child rapist. I swing for three. You take three damage. Pass the turn.