I can attest to this story. And of course they never bring their own, so they’re consuming all of your stuff, throwing your carefully planned intoxicant inventory completely out of whack. But also don’t get them in groups of more than 3, or they’ll wake you up before breakfast making a racket playing basketball.
Dude. Oof.
Yeah, they do that don’t they?
Mormons are ballers until you play city park ball.
I am as white as wonder bread mind you. 6’3 250 something I’m 54 and feel damn good.
I like pickup games with everyone.
But when you throw juke moves and make an assist or drive to the hoop, our brothers in Christ foul just liiiiiiitttlle bit harder.
I can attest to this story. And of course they never bring their own, so they’re consuming all of your stuff, throwing your carefully planned intoxicant inventory completely out of whack. But also don’t get them in groups of more than 3, or they’ll wake you up before breakfast making a racket playing basketball.
Dude. Oof. Yeah, they do that don’t they?
Mormons are ballers until you play city park ball. I am as white as wonder bread mind you. 6’3 250 something I’m 54 and feel damn good. I like pickup games with everyone. But when you throw juke moves and make an assist or drive to the hoop, our brothers in Christ foul just liiiiiiitttlle bit harder.
How does one play basketball in the woods?