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What is the best package for enabling capitalization?

If you’re out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.

To say nothing of those doctors who require monthly check-in visits just to get your prescription renewed. Had a doctor do this, eventually got notice several of my insurance claims were denied because she had been trying to charge even more than the maximum amount for a single visit (something like $250ish at the time) for me to stop in for 10 minutes and her to say, “Everything going okay?” “Yep.” Over and over and over. And if you miss one (surely not, with ADHD)? Well, fuck you, no medicine for you until you get that sorted out.

I was legitimately shocked at the cartoonishly villainous shit I heard in my brief time at an investment firm. I swear to God this is a verbatim quote from a middle-aged, white, millionaire, Mormon investment adviser:

“There’s no excuse for any American not to be a millionaire, if they’d just stop buying their cigarettes and their dope for a few weeks.”

Hand to God. It’s so absurd that it sounds like a, “That man’s name was Albert Einstein. And then they all clapped.”-type story, but that place was fucking wild.

What if I told you I don’t fish?

Linux!? But I heard that’s nerd stuff and I want to play all the latest video games!?