Okay my next big idea is the bodega van. Instead of an ice cream truck for kids it’s a convenience store for adults in the suburbs. It’s 6:47pm and you’re out of milk, tissues, and you forgot to buy broccoli for your dinner. Oh shit it’s the bodega van music. Brb, gotta walk down the block instead of spend 20m in a car, parking lot, store, line, back. As long as the margins are less than doordash it’s worth using.

Cmon please tell me I have one original thought in this wide world.

We either become mole people, dolphin people, or space people

Maybe oxygen clubs will be the new thing in 50 years to get out of the smog/humidity