I’m thinking it was Oumuamua in 2017. It actually hit us, destroyed the planet, and we’ve been in hell ever since. Nicely coincides with Trump 1.0 because why the fuck not.
Or perhaps it brought with it some intergalactic contaminant. Some ancient Eldritch intelligence that is poisoning all of society and feeding off of our misery.
It’s just good to know there’s a rational explanation, you know…
I’m pretty sure we all died in 2020 and this is some kind of purgatory.
We are all on LOST.
A show that lasted an hour yet advanced the plot only one minute at a time while totally losing track of entire plot points? Jfc you’re right.
Harambe was our anchor being. It’s all gone to shit since then.
I’m thinking it was Oumuamua in 2017. It actually hit us, destroyed the planet, and we’ve been in hell ever since. Nicely coincides with Trump 1.0 because why the fuck not.
That’s a pretty good theory.
Or perhaps it brought with it some intergalactic contaminant. Some ancient Eldritch intelligence that is poisoning all of society and feeding off of our misery.
It’s just good to know there’s a rational explanation, you know…
Oh God… Are we Lost?
It really does feel like this :(