I’m thinking it was Oumuamua in 2017. It actually hit us, destroyed the planet, and we’ve been in hell ever since. Nicely coincides with Trump 1.0 because why the fuck not.
Or perhaps it brought with it some intergalactic contaminant. Some ancient Eldritch intelligence that is poisoning all of society and feeding off of our misery.
It’s just good to know there’s a rational explanation, you know…
I’m thinking it was Oumuamua in 2017. It actually hit us, destroyed the planet, and we’ve been in hell ever since. Nicely coincides with Trump 1.0 because why the fuck not.
That’s a pretty good theory.
Or perhaps it brought with it some intergalactic contaminant. Some ancient Eldritch intelligence that is poisoning all of society and feeding off of our misery.
It’s just good to know there’s a rational explanation, you know…