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- politics@lemmy.world
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- politics@lemmy.world
The Treasury Department plans to print President Donald Trump’s signature on every new U.S. paper bill. Treasury announced the idea Thursday.
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Monarchs and dictators do that kind of shit all the time. It will be known as the former petro dollar.
Step 1: Collect short phrases capturing the dumbest and most heinous things he’s done, and manufacture rubber stamps with said phrases.
Step 2:?
Step 3: Profit!
Will it be the same signature that was on the Epstein letter. I hate that.
Or will it be the one from his executive orders. I hate that.
God I hate it here.
If it helps, people elsewhere hate it there too.
This whole Iran arc is making me feel like crypto is eventually going to be more legitimate than the US dollar 💀
In a way, some cryptos already are because they’re more regulated in how new coins get created whereas the US can just print more dollars at will
Everything trump touches turns to shit.
The dollar is toast.
Make him sign them all manually.
I can’t wait to make a scene at the grocery store demanding they give me change in real money.
In all seriousness, it would be hilarious of that were to happen all pver the country, completely eroding trust in the dollar.
Might I interest you in some juicy Euros?
We should all wipe our ass with it and then mail it to the White House
Look, this one has the chimp scribble on it!
At the rate things are going, it may be cheaper to burn those bills for warmth this coming winter than it will be to pay the electric/gas/oil bills we’re going to experience. Just sayin’.
18 U.S.C. § 333 says that’s a crime punishable by fines, 6 months in prison, or both. I’m sure they’ll probably consider that as 1 count for each piece of currency destroyed. Then they’ll tack on more prison time for failure to pay the fines you can’t afford because the government made your money worthless. Combine that with the 13th amendment loophole, and you’ve got yourself a cash cow primed and ready to be milked by the private prisons and staffing agencies of the good ol’ US of A.
Ya know, Fritz Lang’s “Metropolis” was supposed to have taken in 2026…
German hyperinflation might agree with you.
The Pedodollar
+1…Thank you for using the correct flags too.
Epstein dollar
how do i fight the urge to burn trump dollars? I love dollars, but i hate trump with the fire of 1000 suns. I’m going to be so confused.
Eeeww… pubic hair drawn on a dollar bill? Yuck.
this is going to devalue the dollar massively
