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minus-squareTanis Nikana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up60·2 days agoAnd now he can go back to fucking half a couch.
minus-squarebear@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·2 days agoI wonder if he has a pull out couch for guests.
minus-squareCuddlyCassowary@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 days agoThat’s just the technique he uses not to get the couch pregnant. No one wants an unplanned loveseat.
minus-squareD_C@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 day agoStick your fingers between the cushions to see if he pulls out…
minus-squareregedit@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoA couch that Elon Musk is guaranteed to have never sat on.
minus-squareSanctimoniousApe@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoSorry, but if he’s pulling anything out, then I’d be outta there!
And now he can go back to fucking half a couch.
I wonder if he has a pull out couch for guests.
That’s just the technique he uses not to get the couch pregnant. No one wants an unplanned loveseat.
Stick your fingers between the cushions to see if he pulls out…
A couch that Elon Musk is guaranteed to have never sat on.
Sorry, but if he’s pulling anything out, then I’d be outta there!