Zohran Mamdani has won the race for New York City mayor, according to Decision Desk HQ, ushering in a new era of progressive politics in the city and reigniting the debate over the Democratic Party’s future.
Mamdani, a 34-year-old democratic socialist, is poised to become the first millennial and first Muslim to lead New York City, after a campaign that pulled off one of the most stunning political upsets in recent memory. He defeated former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who mounted a long-shot independent bid after losing to Mamdani in the Democratic primary, and Republican Curtis Sliwa in his bid to succeed Mayor Eric Adams.
Mamdani focused heavily on affordability, pledging to freeze rent, establish city-owned grocery stores and make buses free for riders. He quickly became a progressive icon as well as a polarizing figure within the party over his positions, so much so that it divided prominent New York Democratic leadership over whether to endorse him.
I started the day with the news that Dick Cheney is dead. Now I’m ending it with news that Zohran Mamdani is mayor. It’s been the best day in a long, long time.
And California passed prop 50!
This will potentially negate Texas’s gerrymandering attempts as thiswill gain up to five house seats for the democrats, and Texas’s bullshit (which required NO vote) also gains up to five seats.
Get fucked, Texas. Fuck you. Good on you, New York. Fuck Trump.
Wooooooooo!🍾
Hold up, vice president headshots died? Howd I miss that?
So few people cared about him that nobodys talking about it.
Today most people I’ve seen online were “THE BASTARD IS DEAD, MARGARET THATCHER CAN FUCK HIM IN THE ASS IN HELL”
Cheney gets to set up Haliburton in hell, but then Satan does a hostile takeover, and now its all redirected to simultaneously torturing a kind of gestalt consciouness of Cheney in many seperate, simultaneous bodies.
IE, Cheney gets the mega-deluxe hell premium package.
Except it’s been talked about everywhere all day. And I’m not even American.
I can only get so erect.
Prop 50 passed in California
Ask your doctor if Cialis is right for you.
why the fuck are they in bath tubs
because Boomers are sexually repressed.
that was the target demo when this ad originally ran.
Look at this guy pretending he hasn’t seen two homeless people racing each other down a ramp in old bathtubs.
Let people enjoy things, sheesh
Why aren’t you?
G rated sexytimes implications
Mutual jorking
Especially their own separate tubs
If I remember the 90s/00s commercial, it’s advertising that cilalis is there when you’re ready for up to 36 hours. So you can enjoy other sensual experiences for the build up. In this case the couple is enjoying a romantic soak as they watch the sun set before sexy time.
Dick died on erection day
archer reference? :p
I use it regularly
I don’t believe in prayer, but only an errant McNugget could make this day better.
Here you go
@cyrano@piefed.social From your gifs to the grimrepers cold boney finger.
America’s 43rd President is dead? Wow, what a day!