“Time Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the Worst of All Time,” Trump wrote on Truth Social early on Tuesday. “They ‘disappeared’ my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird!” He went on to call the image “a super bad picture that deserves to be called out.”
They slob his knob with this cover and it’s still not enough for this bald baby
Image description: The Time Magazine cover from April 13, 1936, depicting Adolf Hitler.Curious what they wrote about him. I bet they were praising him too?
That is the most flattering picture I’ve seen of him in a while. He almost looks human in that photo.
His neck looks like inside out vulva.
I hope whomever owns the rights to that photo makes it available to southpark.
The photos they’ve been using for trump are perfect and this would fit right in!
Israeli hostage and Palestinian prisoners?
Ya go fuck yourselves Time.
And someone fucking release the Epstein files.
They ‘disappeared’ my hair
Oh, ‘time’ definitely disappeared his hair — just not the ‘Time’ he’s thinking of
I honestly can’t tell anymore if he’s just so committed to the lie that he has hair to preserve his ego. Or if he actually has become so delusional that he believes he still has a full head of hair at 79. This reality is stupid and I hate it here
I’m sorry, does he not know what the fucking letter “M” is?
He also doesn’t know he’s going bald apparently, despite probably spending an hour swirling his cotton candy hair every day for the last 35 years.
Holy shit I think that’s actually what he meant
This is going over my head, what am I missing?
The second part of Trump’s comment, about the “small crown”… I didn’t see anything either, but maybe he’s referring to the “M” in “TIME”
Good ol’ limp dick journalism
Why no hair Trump whines about time cover
FTFY
Should have used one of these instead
Huh, is his triumph after his struggle? Maybe an autobiographical novel he could title “my struggle”?
Every article title there is vomit inducing.
Mein Triumph by Trump
timeline really sucks
Be happy, they did capture your neck vagina well.
I’ve jerked off to some shameful content but once I got started ICE raided my house and Noem shot my puppy.
Time Magazine 🤮
The bad photo is the only good thing and tbh it looks like virtue signaling to “critical” readers aka “look at this bad photo, we totally don’t suck up tro Trump”
I think it’s more likely they struggled really hard to find any flattering angle, and this is the best they came up with.
Photographies from bottom up are rarely flattering so i don’t think thats it. I mean Trump is a very old dude, so there are no “sexy” pics of him but there are for sure better pictures.
Tbh the most logical explanation is that they knew Trump would make a fuss about a somewhat bad picture and thus generate more attention, while the article strokes his ego and thus prevents real actions taken.
Counterpoint: They’re an independent media organization. They didn’t have to write an article fellating our mad king. It’s so obviously meant to appeal to him, it makes me question any journalistic integrity they may have once had…
dude hitler was person of the year, time has always been shit
Talk about literally everything except how he nutted on somebody’s kids
What a narcissist.
