President Donald Trump hasn't made a public appearance since his rambling and authoritarian speech to top military leaders, and people are noticing.The president told high-ranking military leaders to prepare to deploy in American cities for "a war from within," saying he told Defense Secretary Pete ...
Evangelicals would claim it as their Jesus returning to heaven.
They’ll put a giant memorial up in Washington for every American person to weep at and they’ll track who comes to grieve and whether they have done so sufficiently to avoid the work camps that Dear Leader Vance will have built for disloyal citizens and degenerate queers.
The portapotties will be the closest we’ll be able to get to pissing on his grave.
We should print up some Trump grave urinal cakes now. Could make a fortune on that day.
Remind them that Jesus Barabbas’ hiatus from the cult - a symbolic death and then rebirth - took place closer to passover anyway. There’s little chance we can keep Mr Trump alive long enough to line that up.