“If it doesn't exist,” said Rep. Tim Burchett, R-Tenn., a co-sponsor of federal legislation targeting geoengineering, “then you don't have anything to worry about.”
They know their base are braindead cousin fucker conspiracy theorists. They’re doing this to make the cousin fuckers think their party is doing something.
“I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
Do these idiots not know that they are the government? Who do they think is doing this?
They know their base are braindead cousin fucker conspiracy theorists. They’re doing this to make the cousin fuckers think their party is doing something.
The problem is that republicans have courted that demographic long enough that they’re now electing the braindead cousin fuckers to congress.
I was gonna do a “How dare you talk about ___ that way!” bit, but I got overwhelmed by options and couldn’t decide
“Ah fawht the dehp stayt uhnd ah wahn!”
The deep state is doing it to distract us from big farma putting nutrients in our food!
“I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion, and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”
Big Farmer is putting deer in my John!
The irony: I once drove into a deer with a John Deere