Psst. See Murc’s Law.

in American politics, only Democrats are assumed to have agency. Republicans are like rocks rolling down hill or perhaps sharks eating seals: they do what they do because that’s just what they are, so there’s no point in holding them responsible for anything, since they could not do ottherwise.

More of Murc’s Law, I see.

Yep. The both sides people are sure helpful in all of this.

I am not 100% sure about that. I could see some growing quite bored with their options and maybe waking up. I can see some falling into The Algorithm and getting way, way radicalized into more Nazi stuff.

But yeah, if Taco even takes away the soma, it might be that some people get well and truly pissed. At him. And the Republicans and the conservatives that are destroying this country.

Got some bad news, dumb-dumb: most of the country is against you, Taco.

There’s always money in the banana stand for a war, too.

Feeding, clothing, housing, and medical care for Americans? Fuck you for even asking, how would we even pay for that?

Isn’t he the one that set up the exit in the first place, then bitched about the outcome?

What are they worried about? I thought they are the most transparent people and the biggest champions of free speech and warriors against “cancel culture”?

Where is that dumbass “unskewed polls” guy when poor little Taco needs him?

What is that from?

Yeah, I’ve seen wet blankets with more charisma than those last two. “JD” “Vance” definitely gives off a lot of failson vibes - weirdly, he seems a lot like Uday and Qusay Trump.

And then DeSantis seems he’s always trying to be this fake alpha dickbag with that “take that mask off” stuff being growled at a goddamned KID and stomping around in those high heels of his, LOL.

At least with Taco, many dipshits seem to think this fancy-pants Manhattanite that never worked a day in his life and skipped out on service due to “bone spurs” is not in fact a gigantic pussy, but a real Man’s Man. I just don’t see the slack-jawed yokels going for couch fucker in mascara or the height-challenged guy prancing around in high heels.

But then again, I’ve been wrong before. I thought they’d see right through the guy with a 2 hour hair and makeup routine who was known for decades as a bullshit loud-mouthed con artist…

🙄

Already saw photoshop/AI of SpokesBarbie’s head on that woman from North Korean State TV.

What would constitute that content? Any show/movie with even one such character and/or plot line? Because that would be nearly all of them, at least more recent content?

Is it going to be nothing but bullshit Hallmark schlocky xmas movies? I’m bracing myself for a whole stream of shitty “wholesome” content being cranked out by Hollywood. 🤮

We’re not done yet ruining the country for every normal American. We want every reasonable person in this country to be absolutely miserable because Taco is not only such a terrible human being, but also such a tender snowflake that cannot have normal Americans pointing out that he is hated by most of the country.

In a word: no.

It’s more nuanced than that, but the discussion around such things is now so polarized that it’s hard to have a conversation about things like Ghostbusters 2016. It felt like a big bloated pandering, bandwagon-jumping, uninspired mess and then the marketing and ensuing aftermath of it flopping was that if you didn’t like it, the problem is with you the viewer and you need to check your privilege, etc. And that’s just nonsense.

If the message is the audience must like a movie/TV show simply because of the demographic makeup of the actors/writers/directors, or else it’s the audience that has failed, well then I reject that. And so did a lot of the audience going by the ratings and the amount of money made.

Were there misogynist assholes bitching about how it was going to “ruin their childhoods” and other such claptrap because, ew, giiiiirrrls? Of course. But that doesn’t mean the toxic liberal scolds out there telling people they must like this IP were not creating another set of problems…it’d be fine if they tried to reboot the much-loved IP with all-women and it failed and if they quietly said, well, that didn’t work, what did we (mostly the writers, I think) do wrong here? But that didn’t happen. There was lots of blame-shifting and lectures.

When does this party “legalize comedy” again? I thought they were all free speech absolutists?

Were they lying when they said that? /clutches pearls… Heavens to Betsy!

Man, it’s going to be wild when Taco passes away, because there will be people celebrating and they will be doing it openly.

If the snowflakes cannot handle what people say about a bottom-tier Nazi podcaster who many people had zero awareness of, they are going to positively lose their minds when they see how many people really, really hate Orange Jesus and start spontaneously celebrating in the streets.

They are going to be so busy trying to dox 2/3 of the nation…

I thought this party was going to “legalize comedy”? I thought they were going to be warriors for “free speech” and against “cancel culture”?

AFAIK, not one Confederate has ever really been cancelled.