• psmgx@lemmy.world
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    actuary tables suggest trump doesn’t make it to 2029.

    honestly I’m far more afraid of the shady-ass VP who is the bagman for Peter Theil

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      actuary tables suggest trump doesn’t make it to 2029.

      Actuary tables say Dick Cheney should have died ten years ago.

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      But, now hear me out, about a barely-obese 52yo with a seeerious ketamine addiction?

      The line of blood donor clinics I predict he opens in order to funnel the youngest blood into his own veins and ideally stave off ageing, even that’s gonna do nothing about the impending kidney failure.

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        And that’s just factoring in the ketemine and obesity, now what happens when you include the rest of his drug cocktail? At least Hitler had the excuse of getting gassed on the trenches, Musk is just a druggie.

        Not shaming folks who like drugs but let’s be honest here Musk is filling his weak little ego with narcotics.

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      Trump can get away with what he does because of his cult, historically cults typically fall apart after the founder dies even when there’s a planned line of succession

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      Tell that to Trump’s self contained severed living head in a glass container in 2070

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      He is a vile PoS. Even when Biden announced cancer, Trump demonstrated more humanity than Vance did. Vance has no chill and no human decency.

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        Trump did no such thing. Trump’s handlers took his phone and typed a message, Trump since has been nothing but disgusting and vile

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          Whatever, the point was even Vance couldn’t do that. Started questioning Biden’s health before.

          I was not defending Trump, I was criticising how Vance limbo’d under Trump’s response…