• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      22 hours ago

      No my cat is just gassy. She takes after her pet parents I’m a fart factory

      She likes to try to give you pink eye. The whole look at my butthole now smell my stink combo. We’re just glad everyone here wears adequate eye pro

      Edit I’m tired, word no brain come out of good

      • village604@adultswim.fan
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        17 hours ago

        My roommate had a cat who would jump into your lap just to fart on you, then leave.

        Marie was kind of a bitch.

      • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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        18 hours ago

        Ah, forgot about gas issues, was just thinking fur issues. I had a sick cat recently and that’s one reason I knew she was sick because she wasn’t grooming properly.

        Yours is hilarious and… very cat. <3