They should rebrand to be clearer:

Progressive Party Regressive Party Status Quo Party

Better yet…

Forward Reverse Neutral

This article is such an incredible takedown of Chuck Schumer. You get the sense that the author abridged some of his thoughts only in order to avoid writing a book-length review about how thoroughly he despises this book and Chuck Schumer, both personally and politically.

The deal includes $10 million to increase the daily wage for incarcerated firefighters, who earn $5.80 to $10.24 a day currently.

This is a wild sentence