Never implied that at all. I was simply pointing out the hypocrisy of Android users who, for years, have died on the hill that their beloved platform of choice was a free and open alternative to Apple.

It isn’t and it never was.

And if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bus.

“bUt aPpLE is a WaLLeD gArdeN!!”

GOP: businesses have the right to refuse service!!!

Business: Hey fascist. Get out. You’re making people with moral compasses uncomfortable.

GOP: wait. No, not like that!

Step 1) turn up heat in chamber and offer free drinks to all Republican house members and proceed to filibuster the next bill

Step 2) close all men’s rooms in the facility.

Step 3) place female police officers inside every women’s bathroom in the facility.

Step 4) put mug shots of every arrested Republican on the front page of the paper.

bonus: make them all register as sex offenders.