2024!?

What’s the general plan of action when a company’s base region shits the bed?

Keep dormant mirrored resources in other regions?

I presumed the draw of us-east-1 was its lower cost, so if any solutions involve spending slightly more money, I’m not surprised high profile companies put all their eggs in one basket.

All my packages manage to get seized by law enforcement

They should have gone through the official channels for this stuff

Arguments on the War Thunder forums

Yeah this just straight up designates every human (and some animals probably) as terrorists

we want to put migrants in prisons surrounded by alligators

not extremist

we don’t want that

violently extremist stance on migration, pre-crimed in my jorts

Not great, but I assumed they were feeding them to the alligators

All of RayWilliamJohnson’s old videos

I have a weird fascination with those open crime databases that American states have

Imagining a drinking game when they release a list of names of members of those groups

Take a shot of 0.01% abv beer every time you see one of them charged with possession of CSAM or abuse of a minor

You stop when you start feeling tipsy or else you’ll get irreversible liver damage

estimated game length 10-15 minutes if your internet is slow

It was a holdover from apartheid

Knowing that the department of home affairs was involved, I’m shocked this was resolved so quickly.

Reminds me of when Ted Cruz twitter liked incest porn on 9/11 memorial day

they’ve got all the telemetry to infer what you’re doing and what your screen looks like

But for some reason, they still need to screenshot dudes fucking up excel spreadsheets and lowballing people on Facebook marketplace for 8 hours

Telemetry is such a sinister term.

Can I make notes of what you’re doing from a distance?

definition of surveillance

enable telemetry?

teleme if I can dip my balls in your mouth

According to the report, neither child consumed the drugs; the pills were promptly sent to a state laboratory for further confirmation.

thank fuck he was way too stupid to crush it up

They don’t mention the ages, but those kids could have died.

Even still, I cannot imagine the horror of MDMA+Coke comedown through the eyes of a child.

Fucking psycho.

He didn’t

he mentioned India and Ireland too

I’m no historian, but I vaguely recall reading somewhere that British rule in those countries were uh… “somewhat controversial”

Do you snort it or is it a pill

also how could steve jobs be visionary if he needed glasses

Not the first time US tax dollars were officially spent on LSD

Maybe it’s my specific media consumption, but the most chaotic thing I’ve seen from the LA protests are police using excessive force on protesters

Biblical end time blunt rotation in that room jesus fuck

the woke left (the district judge) is trying to cancel me for exercising my free speech (grooming minors)