It was a holdover from apartheid

Knowing that the department of home affairs was involved, I’m shocked this was resolved so quickly.

Reminds me of when Ted Cruz twitter liked incest porn on 9/11 memorial day

they’ve got all the telemetry to infer what you’re doing and what your screen looks like

But for some reason, they still need to screenshot dudes fucking up excel spreadsheets and lowballing people on Facebook marketplace for 8 hours

Telemetry is such a sinister term.

Can I make notes of what you’re doing from a distance?

definition of surveillance

enable telemetry?

teleme if I can dip my balls in your mouth

According to the report, neither child consumed the drugs; the pills were promptly sent to a state laboratory for further confirmation.

thank fuck he was way too stupid to crush it up

They don’t mention the ages, but those kids could have died.

Even still, I cannot imagine the horror of MDMA+Coke comedown through the eyes of a child.

Fucking psycho.

He didn’t

he mentioned India and Ireland too

I’m no historian, but I vaguely recall reading somewhere that British rule in those countries were uh… “somewhat controversial”

Do you snort it or is it a pill

also how could steve jobs be visionary if he needed glasses

Not the first time US tax dollars were officially spent on LSD

Maybe it’s my specific media consumption, but the most chaotic thing I’ve seen from the LA protests are police using excessive force on protesters

Biblical end time blunt rotation in that room jesus fuck

the woke left (the district judge) is trying to cancel me for exercising my free speech (grooming minors)

I remember last time Chad was also on the list and their government was like “yo dude wtf did we do!?”

Also, I feel like he wouldn’t be able to recall more than three countries on that list if prompted

Did I just install a backdoor into my phone by opening this

Yeah…

What I’m trying to get at is they’re fleeing from a problem they collectively hallucinated

They’re going to arrive in America and face actual problems

I just don’t know what they expect will happen when they get to the USA.

I assume they aren’t going to be handed a huge plot of land to farm with.

I think that this is so no one steals him

im joining the war on autism

on the side of autism

Yeah I read the title and thought “wow that does not narrow it down”