wow bro, just because you think women are objects doesn’t mean you hate them.

like by that logic are you saying I hate my car?

(i mean I do hate owning a car, seperate discussion tho)

I objectify women because I love them why can’t all the women making fun of me respect that.

it is 2026, much of North America is desert. Machines mine what little is left unspent and undefiled. Upon this horizon we can be seen riding giant sandworms of conservative bullshit nonsense, our hooks of satire set sure on yet another raid on Bigot Town.

In this future winning is a state of mind, something beyond a matter of deducing likelihoods of success in particular acts of resistance, it is rather more like getting a high score in tony hawk pro skater.

prays to flying spaghetti monster oh please my noodly lord make this dream come true

You don’t have to try to imagine sleeping with JD, just try to imagine staring deep into his eyes as you said “I do” and not drowning in the emptiness of knowing you are marrying the human equivalent of a racist, sexist fax machine that makes fun of kids for telling people their preferred pronouns.

I think in some ways it would be like having a whiny little pet rock.

Can you imagine marrying JD Vance? It is the functional equivalent of locking your sex life into that pain box Paul Atreides had to stick his hand into, but for the rest of your life (or mercifully, maybe JD’s if you get lucky but still vomits in mouth eww).

Can I buy some kind of financial instrument that invests in precisely the opposite shit JD Vance does because the opposite of JD Vance is smart as fuck.

Thank you for not falling into inescapable despair this day.

Despair is an often maligned experience to be erased and eradicated in modern society, but don’t fear despair.

Fear the people who are skilled at convincing you any length of life spent fleeing from your negative emotions is a preferable substitute to processing, embodying and grieving with those negative existential emotions and letting them lead you into radical action to save and protect your loved ones NOW.

Fall into despair, now is the time. Despair is the threshold to coming to peace with the fact that there is a good chance you don’t have a future, just this small time left.

Despair is the only thing that can get you to understand how frighteningly unstoppable you are when you realize there is no reason not to fight with absolutely everything you have for a better future NOW. In this moment despair makes you radically free in a way positive emotions can hardly do.

you think the one person who downvoted this was musk on his fediverse alt account?

Honestly this is comedy gold,

The politician you are most interested in talking about in this moment, right now with this future quickly unfolding, with respect to scamming the american people… is AOC???

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I hope I choke on my popcorn while laughing bitterly so I don’t have to live through the stupidest possible future for my country

They would all also get hilariously demolished by her on a debate about policy and political strategy.

…which honestly it never gets old for me watching progressive leaders like her dress down people like this to their face.

Im not the clown wasting their breath attacking one of the only politicians who is actually resisting the fascist takeover and destruction of the US government literally happening as you rant emptily about “inveitable” eventualities of AOC’s policies.

You could not pick a better moment to demonstrate how fundamentally unserious your politics are in this context.

Wake the fuck up and realize who your actual enemies are, you dangerous fool.

Anyway, cool for AOC to be honest, but unfortunately her views (specifically support of MMT) are a certain way to nuke the economy of the USA.

I didn’t realize it was that part of the circus where conservative centrists clowns do a bit for us to laugh at them for.

have you considered how offensive it is to some of us for you to frame this conversation in terms that aren’t profitable or even palatable for corporate news media?

Fascism is the theater of manufactured crises brought into such stark relief that all other meaning breaks down into bigotry.

Either shock or overwhelmed stunned disengagement is fundamentally an act of compliance to the performance of public violence.

Make no mistake if they think twisting the algorithm is going to make the voices of the left less disruptive they have no fucking clue what it is like to fight people who believe in their beliefs because they ernestly think they will help and save people.

We were going at Biden and Harris with kid gloves on because we knew Trump was going to be much worse, but the kid gloves are off and leftists will do everything up to and including dying for what we think is right… because we aren’t full of shit like the cowards in power are.

I dare them to kick us out of social media conversations, we are just going to become more radicalized into taking direct action instead of asking nicely.