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I’ll take a delayed success over a rushed failure every day of the week

that is a terrible insult and you should be ashamed of yourself! Mangos have never done anything to deserve being compared to our pedophile in chief

if you can fake a wrench, you can fake a ball!

first and foremost, absolutely fuck cruises - absolute environmental disasters.

okay with that out of the way, I’ve been on one in high school and it was so great! Food available on demand, you aren’t stuck in a car going from place to place with your parents bickering all the time, and activities are usually pre-planned at ports of call so if you don’t want to organize it yourself you don’t have to. there are plenty of nice things about a cruise that I will never again experience because of just how much damage they do to our oceans and atmosphere every single day.

to take her away to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and they’re coming to take her away, HAHA!