The end of the Dixiecrats

Yes, but THIS prevelant in real life was a suprise.

Let’s make it cost them more to get their fans back.

A series of commemerative plates.

All the Jesus will be white.

At least he took out those extreme Mormons. Out there, riding bikes, talking to.people, being violently polite, dangerously normal. Endangering the childrens by their being made up of atoms.

Maybe the generals and admirals need gas to get home

Im sure they want you to think its to fuel up all the fighter planes shooting down russian drones, not the big stategic bombers.

The Purge!

Look up Peter Theil, the Federalist Society, and The John Birch Society.

That’s who’s cooking.

What could possibly have been a nearby beacon?

Dubbya proportedly abdicated a ton of responsibility.

With the Patriot Act in full effect, we really have no idea what was going on.

Face.dropping like a plane hit it.

Those who trust in God, remember God seemed pretty ok with this.

Not much ambiguity. Comedic timing.

*They arent giving away the answers for nothing.

Not sure if this is official onion or not, but this one hit bullseye.

If i can guess at their point is:

25% people need fear to stay in line

75% congress needs to feel the same risks as everyday people

What a zinger!

Let us agree now: If 50% of your organs were transplanted within the past 18 years that is not a loophole that exempts you from anti pedophelia laws.

He’s just a want-to-be.