If you’re hot and willing to pay, I’ll marry you.

It’s because: “this time it’s different”

Nah, we need to bring in the big guns for this one. Stickers with slogans.

Yes, that’s exactly me. I need to use creative cloud for the company where I work. If I deviate it fucks everyone and the entire workflow. But I don’t really think CC is niche. The moment they support linux, I’m switching

Solving for X is easy. X is always DMX, because X is gonna give it to you. Though I will agree solving for X has become a lot harder since DMX passed away.

Lets wait and see if he sticks the hose up his ass when he buys gas.

We’re all gonna be drinking from the hose and eating peanut butter sandwiches out of aluminium foil wrappers like a bunch of gen-x kids.

The American Revolution inspired the French Revolution, hopefully the French Revolution can inspire an American Revolution.

I’d recommend separate computers

Usually you make your first dad joke when your kid is born. If it didn’t happen for you, you might need to go back and ask the doctor to hold you upside down and slap you on the ass.

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