Based

The sound of the ratchet clanking shut as the overton window locks into place so that it can shift right once more.

Yeah it’s just a protein growing weird and then it replicates and messes everything up. And if you eat the weird protein your body is like oh yeah I guess I can make proteins like this oh whoops guess this causes a problem

Defining moment of this presidency

Yeah the fact they are denying that he’s dead is pretty rad