She has a severe allergy to something? Sounds like a weakness that we cannot afford the head of DHS to have.

Only infidels think more than one move ahead!

I love my kids so much I chose not to bring them into this fucked up world.

I’ve applied for several jobs with the federal government on USAJobs over the years. Several have required an essay, but it’s always been dippy work-related questions like “What do you consider essential in an employee or colleague?” and stuff like that. I have NEVER seen an essay question that was related to the current administration at the time, or anything political at all. This is very fucked up, and not surprising coming from TACO Don at all.

Lactose intolerance finally pays off

So much winning!

I call it realistic. If you think everything is going to work out, you’re delusional, man. But I hope you prove me wrong some day, I really do.

Social Security is set to run out in the 2030s, and I fully expect the stock market to crash, effectively wiping out my 401k. As others have mentioned, resources like water will start to become scarce, inciting instability.

I’m a late gen-Xer (born in '80, so I’m more of a “Xennial”). I have a stable job, pension, matching 401k, no kids, no debt (paid off my car and student loans), make 6 figures, and I am STILL convinced that I will never be able to retire. I feel horrible for all those who are in a worse financial situation than me, but we are all really fucked in the next 20 years.