Cheap VPS with Pangolin for Wireguard and reverse proving through the tunnel.

This!

If you can get It’s blessing I’d suggest something like KASM workspaces or WebTops, basically a Linux desktop in the browser.

This!

This picture makes me think of a scene from Superman 2 where Zod is in the oval office and the president is sitting to address the nation, looking defeated. Maybe I’m misremembering. I’ll have to dig out my movie and see. Of course, Elon is no Zod, and Trump just looks lost. I’d bet the kid picking his nose has a higher IQ than the other 2 combined.