Oh I seriously doubt trump is First bottom. Musk has all those teenagers running around with him, sleeping together in government offices. One of those strapping young fascists probably has the honor of being the favorite.

More like it’ll happen anyway and then there will be a lawsuit that pauses the office for a week, and nothing will happen further because of trump judges in higher courts.

Wonder how long I’ve got to convert before I get sent to a re-education camp

They do keep teasing us with that damn, sexy doomsday clock.

Just vaporize me already.

But I really hate sitting in a tree stand in the winter