True. Cars consoles (knowingly here in the US) are non-standard in their layouts. I was one day surprised while riding as passenger in my sister’s new 2023 car that she didn’t know how to turn on the headlights. The light “switch” was a menu button, to go inside a menu, and a mode needed to be selected. That was one scary day.

Convicted of burgulury. “Hon, remember that green box in the attic has some bail money.”

My dad’s 1978 house fell-through when he tried to use this weatherization\effeciency\free repair program back in 2005. The local overseer company could only “gift” one single family house per month. The applicant list was +5,000 homes long. Funds were exhausted in less than 1 year… so that’s like 11 or 12 homes that got what they needed.

Everyone else got: weather stripping, faucet areators, 2 smoke alarms, window repair glue, 5 (max) compact florescent bulbs, 1 “air filter” for your ac\furnace (it was garbage fishing troller net precut filter floss), an attic inspection, a house pressure air leak test, and one tree removal referral (never happened).

The team that came to the house was professional though. Protective gear, professional testing equipment, They mentioned half received minimum wage, half volunteers.

In the end, the bad roof and single-pane windows remained.

We were all too busy convinced whether or not the sponge watcher should. Didn’t even realize if the sponge watches himself could?