A couple years ago I would have believed you…

(New-Yorkers… go out and fucking VOTE!)

Is it because you say “I remember this from 30 years ago” that emacs has a doctor?

Why do you say that?

Grandpa, will you tell me the story about the black and orange computer screens please?

I would respond… but I can’t figure out how to exit Vim

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The historically accurate documentary “Team Fortress” also taught me it’s a GREAT method of transportation

Funnily, I could swear when I was a kid I’ve seen it called the “Epstain List”

I realized long ago that I’m really tame in bed, and I accepted it 🤣

“US ambassador Nick Adams missing during impromptu jungle trek in Malaysia"

But Gal Gadot sang a song! It should have been fixed nah?

But, just hear me out… have you tried, like, NOT being a woman?

“You mean trans?”

…Fuck…!

The day Americans realized no one was coming to save them 🫂

“But I’m a naturalized American!!”

In 1998 on your registration form, you wrote “OK” in the space labeled as “do not write here”!

… called it! https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/israel-iran-conflict-06-21-25-intl-hnk

Pretty sure it’s to cover up that Teheran is already a mushroom cloud…

What do you mean WinRAR isn’t free?!

Lesson learned: wait till someone is dead to name drop them in your sci-fi 🤣

Yellow and blue splotches of sparkly paint everywhere 😆

I seem to recall a way to run the browser as a background service so it’s essentially always running. You just “File > New Window” when you start it.

It’s hazy though… been a while and it was when I was using SwayWM

Thanks Obama