

Guess everyone has a price after all…. I hope they sleep well on their millions now.


Guess everyone has a price after all…. I hope they sleep well on their millions now.


As opponents, separated by uniformed police and bodyguards, accuse him of racism, Kamiya shouts back, saying he is only talking common sense.
He said the thing! But seriously, over the years I’ve learned that any politicians who use the term “common sense” is a red flag. It’s like an easy wild card that can mean anything anyone wishes to hear


Only when we can’t afford a piñata


Oh…. I would return… and give them a REAL reason to suspend the show this time!
Like a real Mon Motma speech scene… with the little Mouse scrambling to pull the plug live on air!


A couple years ago I would have believed you…
(New-Yorkers… go out and fucking VOTE!)


Is it because you say “I remember this from 30 years ago” that emacs has a doctor?


Why do you say that?


Grandpa, will you tell me the story about the black and orange computer screens please?


I would respond… but I can’t figure out how to exit Vim
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The historically accurate documentary “Team Fortress” also taught me it’s a GREAT method of transportation


Funnily, I could swear when I was a kid I’ve seen it called the “Epstain List”


I realized long ago that I’m really tame in bed, and I accepted it 🤣


“US ambassador Nick Adams missing during impromptu jungle trek in Malaysia"


But Gal Gadot sang a song! It should have been fixed nah?


But, just hear me out… have you tried, like, NOT being a woman?
“You mean trans?”
…Fuck…!


The day Americans realized no one was coming to save them 🫂


“But I’m a naturalized American!!”
In 1998 on your registration form, you wrote “OK” in the space labeled as “do not write here”!
Wasn’t that the silent film comedian with the cane?