They failed to locate any functioning brain tissue

Nonsense. Any money you would spend undoing his physical damage could be better spent helping people. Just put up a historical marker or something

And bonds keep going up

The new Epstein Ballroom?

We discovered that the toilets were too small for your mom, we need another $20m for custom gold your mom size giant toilets

Mom is gonna be pissed

Dunno. Following up on this, your mom.

Your mom.

I’m embarrassed AND ashamed right now!

I can’t even

Expect an escalated response.

I just watched this episode of DS9

Treason #8,653 to be clear

Not leader, REPRESENTATIVE

I think its called game theory? Or maybe prisoner dilema. We are afraid that enough of the country is in support of the nazi regime that the strikers will lose their jobs

Agree. I just hate it when people try to say his efforts didnt make it happen.

I wish he would shut the fuck up about politics and let me enjoy cool rockets and fast cars 😞

I’m going to throw out one counterpoint.

You have not addressed the RESULTS.

Look at his actual tangible successes and tell me how that could happen in a vacuum. Why no other person in history (at least recent history) has achieved these things.