Samsungs have an app called smartswitch where you can easily transfer data from one to another (assuming you get another galaxy). Most stores will let you transfer your data to your new phone in-store and wipe it before submitting it.

Love to learn though, I would have thought the same

If we could instead keep making them fight amongst themselves until they self-cannibalize, that’s about the only rosy way I see out of this.

If I were tasked with this, I would also pretend like I don’t know the grep command