Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod

I’ve filtered out Elon and Trump from my news feed and it’s a lot less stressful. I’m no longer jumping at every bloviation

That certainly didn’t help things, sadly

America is fucked up deep in its core and is beyond saving

There is one group of people who both share the ire of most people and deserve it: The ultra rich.

I’ve had rednecks tell me they disagreed with Bernie on a lot but they liked how he hated billionaires. Ben Shapiro’s gaggle of yes-men gave him grief for criticizing Luigi.

If votes count for anything anymore a smart, effective political party would be able to capitalize on this universal hatred.

Sadly, we have the Democrats.

Maybe it’s because the Democrats ran a shitty campaign, like they did for Harris.

As evidence: There was no contested primary in 2024, so there wasn’t a bunch of butthurt Bernie Bros sitting at home.

I guess he got done fucking every couch in the Naval Observatory and finally had time to make a statement to the press

This is bullshit.

More Clinton voters voted for McCain over Obama than Bernie voters voted for Trump

They even had their own PAC

You’re right, I shouldn’t trust anyone wearing clothes.

I liked the hoodies because I don’t trust anybody in suits.

On ineffective ads and feckless political consultants

If I could get millions of dollars that quickly I’d buy a huge spread of land and divorce myself from society

His wife was, I’m sure, a huge influence on him and his work. Now that he’s gone MAGA she’s nowhere to be found.

I hope she’s okay. And that she primaries him.

I’d primary him but I have no money, no political experience, and don’t want the job.

The place that makes camera phones click so women know men are taking upskirts has a sexual assault problem?/s

A billion dollars was spent trying to stop this.

He resigned because he can still feel shame, which is a dealbreaker in his position.

Congress are a bunch of punk ass bitches

Found Sterling Archer’s fediverse account

Remember for like a week we were all excited that The Onion was gonna buy Infowars.

Maybe the blurb should have that added context, because otherwise it sounds like “ooo scary hackers” when it’s the Russian and Chinese connections that are scary.