Jesus Christ, take a dump or get off the toilet! I’m so sick of this game this idiot plays.

Don’t be shocked, but I think your father-in-law might be an idiot.

Hey, I’m not telling you how to poop and I expect the same from you.

Prison as a service, why didn’t Jeff Bezos come up with that?

Dunno, ma-west-1 or something like that?

Jewish space lasers, we all know them. MTG go pew pew!

I don’t smoke, so… I’ll be away for half an hour to the bathroom while shit hits the fan. Kthxbye!

Just keep Ted Cruz in a cage somewhere in a region prone to flooding and when he’s trying to flee to Cancun you know something is coming.

He’s some kind of indicator species. When he migrates, it’s time to stockpile water and food. Way cheaper than expensive satellites or weather balloons.

Maybe that would be a good experience for the people who brought and kept him there. You know, to grow as a person or something like that.

Lesser evil will never be gone, even if the electoral system is changed to whatever could be perfect. You’ll never align 100%, and that’s OK. Compromising isn’t that bad if the stances aren’t as brain dead as they are right now.

Bruh, the USA absolutely fucking excels in fucking complaining and invading without a shred of skin in the game. They have fucking earned to get tossed all the shit in the world at them.

Hot teacher, now stop asking.

Yeah, they just like squeezing out some more. Why should the efficiency gains of the last decades help the people, after all? No, what we really need is richer billionaires.

Meanwhile, in Germany: There are a lot of unemployed people, and there are a lot of people who want a four-day week, so what we desperately need is working longer hours.

No doubt, but the only thing I can do is hurt their wallets.

Boycott the whole fucking country.

And I want Mike Johnson’s balls removed with a falling brick. Pretty please?

As an European, that works for me.

Real friends let each other genocide a bit, OK?