🫲Aliens🫱

Bears are cool

Bears with titanium teeth are fucking awesome

Now do bears with uranium balls

You guys think they’re not just going to beat the fuck out of people and use a backdoor to access files. That’s cute.

Man if that’s all it takes, I’m fucked when they start searching citizens’ phones.

I mean, y’know, openly. I’m not delusional enough to think they don’t already know what’s on there.

Time to invest in tapeworm egg futures

And in upcoming news: New diabetes drug breaks records for being most expensive drug on the market for treating diabetes.

Or

Pharmaceutical companies say, “What diabetes drug?”

Probably something about an illegal gathering of bicyclists and how every driver should strive to protect themselves from the roving gangs as this one did

I’ve taken to eating sour cream and onion ruffles with spicy bean dip lately. Not exactly nachos, but the flavor profile is pretty nice

He just saw the numbers for the Switch 2

How many donuts will fit on it - the Dunkin Dick Index

You just gotta flush really hard. Say, approximately, 2,500ft/sec.

No I spoke to the lion and he said he wasn’t concerned. “Good guy or not,” he said, “I was just fuckin (sic) hungry.”

I’m sure they do. Sweet, probably.

I disagree with the other guy; I understand your art.

Yeah but he didn’t care that the dude was a philanthropist

The lion does not concern himself with philanthropy

Small cock, too

It just reminded me of the smouldering hatred within

Man I fuckin hate birds